4 Things To Do On Hiatus (from Blogger)

Welcome to the reboot of Rocking Awesome life. If you've stumbled across this then congratulations, you've reached the end of the internet. I've been busy the last couple of years so blogging went on the wayside. Like the name implies, I think quite highly of my life. I think light is pretty great by default. Just think about it. You, at this moment are looking at information that is being shared over a interconnected web of computers and servers. Not only that, but its so easy to access this information that some people have no idea how to function without it, and some businesses wouldn't even be able to function. That's great right? Well it get even better! Not only can you pretty much find any answer to any  question ever, but you can do it with that rectangular bulge in your pants that's giving you hip-cancer. (To clarify, the cancer is not hip. No cancer is hip, not even boob-cancer) Another thing that has changed is that blogs are not cool. they just aren't. Not even this one... That's right. I'm calling you a nerd. You know what is cool? List! Lists are super cool. Everyone has lists now, "10 ways to eat healthy, but will actually kill you!". Crazypants right? Super crazypants, I know. Well, not to be outdone, here is a list. You're welcome.

4. Move.

There's nothing more exciting than finding a new place to live. It's exciting like being mugged or being in a car wreck. Finding a bigger/better place to pile all of your junk is great, but it is the relocating of all said stuff that makes the job all the harder. If you are married it's twice as hard. Don't even get me started on moving with kids speaking of children...

3. Make Babies.

Yes. With all that free time on your hands you're going to find something to do, and that thing just might be It. Yes, that It. The dirty It. The It that makes babies. The fondness that I have for the aforementioned It, I have love for my two babies that I have made in the last few year. If you have children, or know anyone who does, you know that free time is not in abundance when these little crib-midgets are about. These little bundles of uncontroled bowel moments and drool cost load of money. So in that case you might...

2. Start A New Career.

Moving, Babies, life-in-general, you know what all these have in common? They cost money. Lots of money. Mad money in fact. So unless you make mad money, then you need to make some more cash. You could start selling drugs, but you'd have to build a street-cred, maybe bust some caps. You could start a blog, because that just rolls in the dough. I took the easy way out, I joined the military. I know, slacker.

1. Join You Favorite Military Branch.

Yes. The uniformed armed services have a lot to offer a person looking to start a career. There are hundreds of jobs in the military. Doctors, lawyers, PR, mechanics, and the occasional shooter-shooter McKiller-guy (or whatever they do in the army).